February 2012
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Do I look like Carole Laure?
NO.
FOR YOU, B.
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I like it when I’m listening to someone on NPR (usually and older person) and I can hear their dry mouth noises.
'Watching some painters paint my factory'
Craving some warm fuzzies.
Most ASMR episodes begin by an external or internal trigger, and are so divided for classification. Type A episodes are elicited by the experiencer using no external stimuli, and are typically achieved by specific thought patterns unique to the individual. Type B episodes are triggered involuntarily by an external trigger, via one or more senses, and may also involve specific thought patterns...
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Deep Thoughts.
We need to bring back the black armband/mourning trend.
Note to Future Self: Separate checks.
Curse that amazing slice of cake. I now have the worlds-worst hangover.
I was gonna make a joke about posting too much body-conscious stuff on here, but will that get me banned too?
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I had a ka-razy dream about visiting A on the west coast. He had lots of spazzy friends who took too many drugs. Also, he had a huge exercise bike in his bedroom. A, you so crazy.
I have decided to spend the afternoon basking in the greatness of 9 to 5. Why did I wait so long to watch this?
I think it’s weird, how there are no videos of me. Nothing from my youth. Nothing at all. I was born in the freaking 80s, so there’s no good excuse. Isn’t it weird to have ZERO footage of yourself? Maybe I’m worrying about something that’s not really a thing.
Watching this Doors documentary again (I’m drinking and Netflix has no new stuff—ok!?!?) has...
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Went to the dentist today and was shot full of novocaine (twice b/c I am one of those lucky gals who can still feel the drill after one shot). I had a big lunch beforehand: sashimi. Maybe that’s why I was feeling kinda loopy-sleepy after the shots?—because I usually don’t. I told my dentist this…
I love this.
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I’m already half-way through these.
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Notes for a Thursday
-Today feels weird. Like the last day of school before summer break. I think the super warm weather is contributing to my false sense of glee.
-I forgot my hand mirror today, and am now in panic mode. What if I don’t see that mascara flake that’s landed on the side of my face? Everyone will think I’M DISGUSTING. More so.
-I wonder what DJ Narcolepsy is up to right now.
I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I’m not sweating it either.
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We called him DJ Narcolepsy.
I met him through a friend in college. He was an amateur DJ, and his two favorite movies were Twister and Blade. I joined him at a Fantomas show in Cambridge. It would be our only encounter.
There we were: standing not too far from the stage and sweating with the crowd. He said he was feeling really hot and asked if we could go get some fresh air. I agreed. And so he turned around to start...
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What a fun, sexy time for you!
Popular blog has to deal with insufferably popular quotes.
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Kelly, stop making me so hungry!
That is all. xo
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M sometimes gets tv show names wrong. Example: There’s Something About Raymond.
“I’m a hungry man
But I don’t want pizza
I’ll burn down your...”
– Vincent Furnier
This guy blows goats, I have proof.
Baking powder
