July 2012
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Saturday Night Dork.
“He looks like a fat Russel Brand.” -M
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Had a dream that involved chasing a rock star on tour so that I could get a t-shirt from the merch booth, while simultaneously juggling family members and watching a loved one pass away peacefully. If I had the ability to fly, it would have taken care of that whole t-shirt issue.
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My favorite "Full-on-Monet" is all stuffed up!
(The double headline makes it extra important)
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There are some REALLY weird tumblrs out there. I can’t tell if yr a human or a porn bot masquerading as a human.
My version of "Eat a peach."
Go back to X and eat some chicken for me.
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How come you don’t see more of those Spuds Mackenzie dogs around? They have such crazy heads, and I wish I could see one up close. They probably don’t hang out at dog parks and stuff, cuz they’re at home with hangovers.
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DISCLAIMER-This game was a gift from my brother and sister-in-law, who are both awesome and I mean no disrespect for the following thoughts. It just had to be said, ya know?
The Weird U.S. Board Game: For when you want to bore your friends and read a booklet of extremely vague instructions.
-This is a “smart” game, meaning that it will make sounds based on where your piece lands on...
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Had the BEST rockstar dream last night.
I’ve waited a long time for this. SB, I think you inspired me with yr celebrity moment.
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"Did you just quote The Cider House Rules?!?!
You know how driving a car-full of drunk people can be really annoying? I was almost at my breaking point last night. We stopped to pick up our laundry and parked across the street from a bar (with indoor and outdoor seating). As M retrieved our clean threads, I was thinking about the sad fact that I had to work the next day. I was angry about all the yelling in my car. What’s with all the...
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Why is it that only crazy men on the street tell me I’m pretty?
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Hot town, summer in my pit-ty.
Beeeeeeeeeeeeee Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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tried that too!
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There’s an amazing photo of Fred “Sonic” Smith in the Iggy Pop book that I’m reading. Amazing because he just looks so hubba hubba. I can’t find the same image online. Here is a semi-hubba photo instead.