Saturday Night Dork.
“He looks like a fat Russel Brand.” -M
Satisfact - Demonstration Heavy rotation on my...
Had a dream that involved chasing a rock star on tour so that I could get a t-shirt from the merch booth, while simultaneously juggling family members and watching a loved one pass away peacefully. If I had the ability to fly, it would have taken care of that whole t-shirt issue.
My favorite "Full-on-Monet" is all stuffed up!
(The double headline makes it extra important)
There are some REALLY weird tumblrs out there. I can’t tell if yr a human or a porn bot masquerading as a human.
My version of "Eat a peach."
Go back to X and eat some chicken for me.
How come you don’t see more of those Spuds Mackenzie dogs around? They have such crazy heads, and I wish I could see one up close. They probably don’t hang out at dog parks and stuff, cuz they’re at home with hangovers.
DISCLAIMER-This game was a gift from my brother and sister-in-law, who are both awesome and I mean no disrespect for the following thoughts. It just had to be said, ya know? The Weird U.S. Board Game: For when you want to bore your friends and read a booklet of extremely vague instructions. -This is a “smart” game, meaning that it will make sounds based on where your piece lands on...
Had the BEST rockstar dream last night.
I’ve waited a long time for this. SB, I think you inspired me with yr celebrity moment.
"Did you just quote The Cider House Rules?!?!
You know how driving a car-full of drunk people can be really annoying? I was almost at my breaking point last night. We stopped to pick up our laundry and parked across the street from a bar (with indoor and outdoor seating). As M retrieved our clean threads, I was thinking about the sad fact that I had to work the next day. I was angry about all the yelling in my car. What’s with all the...
Why is it that only crazy men on the street tell me I’m pretty?
Hot town, summer in my pit-ty.
tried that too!
There’s an amazing photo of Fred “Sonic” Smith in the Iggy Pop book that I’m reading. Amazing because he just looks so hubba hubba. I can’t find the same image online. Here is a semi-hubba photo instead.